Christmas in the Field - World War II: “‘Santa Claus’ may find a barracks chimney too narrow and try the windows, so that’s a good place for socks and a helmet say Pvts. Kotula and Queen as they put more Army issue socks where Santa may turn into the barracks. Camp Lee, Virginia, Quartermaster Center. December 1941.”

Christmas in the Field - World War II: “‘Santa Claus’ may find a barracks chimney too narrow and try the windows, so that’s a good place for socks and a helmet say Pvts. Kotula and Queen as they put more Army issue socks where Santa may turn into the barracks. Camp Lee, Virginia, Quartermaster Center. December 1941.”

He better watch out.

He better watch out.

“Who’s in the cab?”
“Santa Claus.”

“Who’s in the cab?”

“Santa Claus.”

Christmas in the Field: “The panzer ‘Santa’, with well-filled sack of radios, books, cookies, and other gifts dear to soldiers hearts, glides up to the door of the barracks in Camp Lee’s Quartermaster Corps and it isn’t hampered by lack of snow in Virginia. Camp Lee, Virginia, Quartermaster Replacement Center. December 1941.”

Christmas in the Field: “The panzer ‘Santa’, with well-filled sack of radios, books, cookies, and other gifts dear to soldiers hearts, glides up to the door of the barracks in Camp Lee’s Quartermaster Corps and it isn’t hampered by lack of snow in Virginia. Camp Lee, Virginia, Quartermaster Replacement Center. December 1941.”

You ain’t comin’ to my town, no way, no how.

You ain’t comin’ to my town, no way, no how.

Fuck the chimney!

Fuck the chimney!

Christmas in the Field: “Fort Campbell, Ky. Santa Claus (Sgt Robert Youmans, Advanced Airborne School) lands at Fort Campbell. 16 Dec 1963.”

Christmas in the Field: “Fort Campbell, Ky. Santa Claus (Sgt Robert Youmans, Advanced Airborne School) lands at Fort Campbell. 16 Dec 1963.”

“Come out to the coast, we’ll get together, have a few laughs.”

“Come out to the coast, we’ll get together, have a few laughs.”

“Santa Claus is anyone who loves another and seeks to make them happy; who gives himself by thought or word or deed in every gift that he bestows.” -Edwin Osgood Grover

“Santa Claus is anyone who loves another and seeks to make them happy; who gives himself by thought or word or deed in every gift that he bestows.” -Edwin Osgood Grover

Spectacular Spider-Man #112. March 1986.

Spectacular Spider-Man #112. March 1986.

“They err who thinks Santa Claus comes down through the chimney; he really enters through the heart.” -Paul M. Ell

“They err who thinks Santa Claus comes down through the chimney; he really enters through the heart.” -Paul M. Ell

Gary Sinise ho-ho-holds a guns on Ben Affleck in the beloved holiday classic Reindeer Games.

Gary Sinise ho-ho-holds a guns on Ben Affleck in the beloved holiday classic Reindeer Games.

Die Hard (1988)

Die Hard (1988)